socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.

Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!

by WelshDan March 23, 2017

sock tattoo

The marks that you get on your ankle when you wear socks for a long period of time.

when I took off my socks on the couch, i saw that i had a sock tattoo.

by mronion October 8, 2009

SOCK SNOT

the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."

When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.

by weave September 1, 2003

slipper socks

hideous looking socks that feel like slippers and look furry and warm; extremely comfy but extremely embarrassing to look at

My grandma bought me slipper socks for Christmas but I'm too embarrassed to wear them in front of people.

by Abbie Shepherd December 20, 2008

In my sock

The sentence usually follows a question like . "where do you work" or "Occupation ?". Which means you sell/distribute drugs..
(A lot of people store it in their socks to stop detection).

Billy : yo man , so where you working now ?
Craig : your lookin at it !! got work in my sock .

by xfazzx January 7, 2009

sock thief

The guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. It's always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there's ALWAYS one missing. Every. Time.

He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.

GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!

by angry white kid July 24, 2010

Sock Blocked

To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.

Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.

Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.

Skyler: How do we get out?

Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.

by Skitlles&Meggles July 14, 2011