Someone whom doesn't understand the process of cleanliness. Showers are foreign to him, bathes a thing of the past, and changing his clothes is an act of stupidity in this guys eyes. He is so used to his body odor that it seems normal to smell the way he does. His clothes are plastered to himself from days of wear, and due to the petrification you must delicately remove them. When one can get the guy to take a shower, it doesn't matter anyway because his incompetence level is so greatly underestimated. Goes in smelling like a dick and out smelling like a scented dick.
Someone too lazy to take a bath so he says the stench is a medical problem, or that he stinks because he just excercised.
Someone too lazy to take a bath so he says the stench is a medical problem, or that he stinks because he just excercised.
By rule of thumb, donkey farts usually come in packs.
A donkey fart is able to affect three large rooms with his stench in under three minutes.
A donkey fart is able to affect three large rooms with his stench in under three minutes.
by Usedtolivewithoneofthese January 1, 2010
Get the Donkey Fartmug. a dumb skeezer who gets drunk as shit all the time and tries to get as much dick as possible. stay away from swamp donkeys or u will get diseases on ur johnson.
by eweezy on da track February 1, 2008
Get the swamp donkeymug. by K-Blo September 21, 2007
Get the Space Donkeymug. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head.
This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
by domnation May 13, 2005
Get the donkey punchmug. Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head as hard as you can. This gives a tremendous sensation. But for it to work correctly, the girl must be completely knocked out, so that her asshole tightens up uncontrollably.
by PoloSportCondoms.com July 29, 2008
Get the donkey punchmug. Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.
(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)
(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)
Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.
Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.
Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.
Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.
Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.
by geno2k3 January 9, 2009
Get the Donkey Shartmug. by whitetrashhero December 18, 2007
Get the donkey chopmug.