Steamed muffin

The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy

Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"

by -DeViOuS- October 30, 2010

Steam jackhammer

The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.

I gave her the steam jackhammer, she was ok with it until I finished her off with a dirty Sanchez.

by Sexual seductor February 12, 2013

Aberdeen Steam Trawler

A tremendous amount of sea-men get swallowed up between 1887 - 1961.

Man what a tragedy, a real Aberdeen Steam Trawler.

by Huw Jazz August 3, 2024

Steams updating

Who knows what’s actually being done, and is absolutely useless

“Bro get on we’re being raided”
“I can’t steams updating

by XvdgamvX December 13, 2020

Motorboat Steam Engine

This is an action in which you inhale smoke from a cigarette, then you put your lips on a girls anus and exhale the smoke

Wanna try the Motorboat Steam Engine tonight?

by AlphaSigmaMale4000_ March 17, 2025

steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021

Steamed

Upset/ angry

That nigga did dat down bad. Bro got me steamed up.

by Lil mac11 March 9, 2020