Steamed Monocle

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.
Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!
by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021
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steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.
“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”
by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021
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Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.
My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.
by I8mypaint January 06, 2018
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Steam Room Cooler

When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.
Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!
by SoyUnSombrero July 27, 2016
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Steaming Dumpling

After she lets you shove balloons up her ass. You realize she’s a whore and you think of the Steaming Dumpling. Defecating in her pussy standing up.
That bitch was so grime I gave her a steaming dumpling.🥟
by Lokibrilliant April 22, 2024
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Steaming Collinsworth

When you hold someone up in a pool and they take a shit on your head.
My wife wanted to get crazy in the pool so I had her give me a steaming Collinsworth in the pool.
by BassMaster88 May 24, 2020
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beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
by ilovebrawlstars June 14, 2024
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