shuffle me good

when you shuffle a deck of cards really well for someone... geez get your head out of the gutter you pervert

Can you shuffle me good?

Of course i can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

PISTON SHUFFLE

Where a woman gives a man oral and the man uses two dildo's on the womans vagina and anus. With all three actions simotaniously it resembles the workings of a motor. Continue until desired affect.

I gave Brooke the piston shuffle and she didn't walk right for a week.

by HAGARD May 26, 2008

Shuffle Itis

A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.

Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.

by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019

Amanda shuffle

Amanda shuffle is the walk back to the car after scoring a bag. As you walk releasing farts with every step you take causing your ass to gyrate and move in side way movements.

Did you see jayde as she walked back to the car she had the mean Amanda shuffle going on.

by 19mike oxlong19 July 23, 2022

Boardroom Shuffle

When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.

***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***

Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"

Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"

by Carlo89 February 28, 2013

Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow

Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."

by imthemostamazing January 1, 2010

Nevada Shuffle

The Nevada Shuffle is when a male and usually a female have sexual intercourse while the female is having a seizure.

Person 1: Babe you wanna do the Nevada Shuffle
Person 2: JAHSDGBHSJDBFAGHBNFDSHAJKSHNFSDAJIKOMF

by GregorySnitzlefart June 13, 2024