by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!
- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017

Someone Who Skanks Secretly e.g.
Some Random Person That Nobody Knows The Skanks When People Are Not Looking
Some Random Person That Nobody Knows The Skanks When People Are Not Looking
Some Random Person That Nobody Knows That Secret Skanks When People Are Not Looking This Is Called The Secret Skanker
by The Secret Skanker May 1, 2009

A secret agent is a person who has 2 WhatsApp account on his smartphone, one on the WhatsApp app whilst another one is on web.whatsapp.com. This is required to allow him to execute his task as a secret agent.
Ever since I got my second WhatsApp account, I feel like a secret agent—juggling chats on my phone and web while keeping my plans under wraps!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

Someone who has consumed a large amount of alcohol and suddenly leaves the room or party to pass out without notice.
by Modkrew16 December 28, 2013

the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40
damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois
by forble June 9, 2025

Made up version of a male Victoria’s Secret
Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.
Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.
by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023
