"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.
Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.
Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.
by slutilda March 14, 2020
Get the buying the toilet papermug. a method of taiwanese torture where one is given a bad paper cut on their jugular vein on their neck and then left to bleed out until the information is given
by will.i.am96 December 1, 2010
Get the Paper Cut of Deathmug. The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"
Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he stack paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."
Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."
Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he stack paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."
Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
Get the stack paper to the ceilingmug. by theknightlyone July 31, 2009
Get the Clint Eastwood Papermug. To examine a females body to establish her overall sexyness.
Extensive but not obsessive checking out of a girl.
Extensive but not obsessive checking out of a girl.
This girl sounds nice but i"ll have to grade her papers before I make a move.
I graded her papers and she passed in every way.
I graded her papers and she passed in every way.
by drizyjr (k.i.d.) February 15, 2010
Get the Grade Her Papersmug. adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex
Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!
by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006
Get the paper bag jobmug. "Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor?" -Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare
by hey nonny August 27, 2006
Get the paper bullets of the brainmug.