Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.

"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"

by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012

Doppler-effect horn-blowing

Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.

And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.

by QuacksO July 20, 2019

horn

A Horn is a thick stick like thing on top of an Animal like a bull. Unless you add a "y" to "horn" 😳.

Look at the Horns on that Bull. They are huge!

by the-maker-of-useless-words August 1, 2022

Don't horn me

This phrase generally means "don't fuck me"

This phrase can also be used to tell someone to back off.

Don't horn me man.

God, Greg really horned me.

by Machomanrandysavagereal August 8, 2016

Froogle Horn

The shoving of a trumpet mouthpiece into a vagina during and queefing.

We got bored during band and decided to do a froogle horn on the teachers podium.

by Tryler Grandenhul April 27, 2011

Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

Horn Dog

A horn dog is someone who has colored hair(typically purple) and is always horny. Although, they will oftenly share with people they are a horn dog for.

"Have you seen how much of a horn dog they are?"

by BigManWhoCame November 15, 2021