When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin
Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!
Jim: That shits weak bro
Jim: That shits weak bro
by jekkie bates October 24, 2007
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Get the Jar-eth the goblin king mug.An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.
by rejectedrainbow November 26, 2010
Get the Dick Needy Ass Goblin mug.A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
by brandon moby April 29, 2006
Get the Constipated German Ass Goblin mug.A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.
"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase
by FryingPandaZip December 28, 2020
Get the Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain mug.Greenwood Goblin is slang refering to black ass males/females who look like gorillas and or other primates. (goblin comes from lil wayne's bar; whats a goon to a goblin) greenwood goblins are usualy Ho0d as fukkk and slang rocks to them buddies and basers who be hertin, ya diG?
(Driveing down N. myrtel Ave.)
me: look at that Greenwood Goblin(level:38)!
Dave: HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO TAG HIM AND RELEASE HIM FOR STUDY!
me: go ahead, i hope his stainless leaves you brainless DAVE, you small dicked fuck.
me: look at that Greenwood Goblin(level:38)!
Dave: HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO TAG HIM AND RELEASE HIM FOR STUDY!
me: go ahead, i hope his stainless leaves you brainless DAVE, you small dicked fuck.
by Goblinbagger May 20, 2011
Get the Greenwood Goblin(level:38) mug.An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
by Atromi March 11, 2009
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