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Toilet Store Tech

The uncanny ability to ask an opponent if they obtained something at the toilet store, influencing them in such a way that they proceed to lose the game. This technique was named after consistent use by streamers in the year 2022.
"Where'd you get that sniper rifle, the toilet store?" In this scenario, they would then proceed to forget to reload or miss the next vital shot ensuring their following loss. That is the perfect example of Toilet Store Tech.
by tristonic July 25, 2022
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Tech girl

Tables that disguise themselves with makeup and jewelry just to ignore the fact that they’re truthfully guys in disguise
That tech girl has a bigger cock than me
by Smelly stinker hater May 31, 2018
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toxic tech

Toxic Tech Is A 14 Year Old MAN Hes Name Is Marwan Mohamed. His Ding Dong Is Biger Then His Hair Line, Toxic Tech Can Get ALL THE GIRLS. The Frind Eva Is Anoying And Has A Bad Life In Canada. HIS DING DONG IS AWESOME. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL He Is So Hot. LOL Maaz. (805)
cool Man Awsome. Loves Everyone Toxic Tech Means A Tech The Is Toxic
by Cool Ass Man May 4, 2018
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Rolodex Tech

A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.
Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!
by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021
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tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by greatdeep January 30, 2024
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Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech all day
wow the boys in the red and blue Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday
by kha billzz January 25, 2022
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linn tech

A technical college full of nothing but beer drinking rednecks that party all night every night and fight over pussy because there’s not much to get around there
Person one “Hey let’s go to linn tech”
Person two “sure I could use a good blackout drunk
by Yourmomssidehoe June 10, 2019
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