Horny Jail

The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.

“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”

by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022

Horny Slayer

Horny Slayer is a person that slayes horny people ( kills them ) or locks them inside The Grand Horny Jail. They are respected for what they do.

Person 1: Yeah im Horny Slayer, im killing Horny people.
Person 2: Oh... What do you do with them?
Person 1: I kill them or just trow them into Horny Jail.
Person 2: Nice.

by SSpoon August 22, 2021

horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 4, 2014

horny food

pistacchio.

“i’m in love with pistacchio”
x: “oh so you’re horny”
pistacchio is the horny food

by baka ya July 10, 2022

Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert April 6, 2018

horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick

gabe, youre a horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020

Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022