Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

tanning the hide

Person A: Dude I was tanning the hide with Starr today!
Person B: Wow Brett, your a badass.

by BoS Antonius November 11, 2013

Too much bones in ma hand. Rolling bones. might get a harem

Girl 1: Asher Tan is so hot, he has 206 bones in his hand

Girl 2: OMG lets join his haram

by fairfield 101 August 23, 2022

“He’s eatin’ that Hamburger Helper out of that Cool Whip container. He’s definitely a tan bag”

by othatsokay May 18, 2018

Usually worn with pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and a panama with a purple hat band.

Woman: Man, Dooley is rockin those tan shoes.

by RockLee'syouth January 29, 2021

A super dark African American sometimes said to be so black that they are purple or blue in color.

Honey, Turn the lights on I can't see the burgalars, they must have that gorrila tan.

by Chicken F##ker December 16, 2015

Dirty skin, greasy,never showers

Tanner is always covered in grease looks like he has a spray tan

by Countrygoon69 October 25, 2019