The Tanner

Someone who rapes children.

Man i totally pulled "the tanner" on this 3 year old last night!

by Rape Bird The Great February 5, 2018

Tanner

Someone that's just fucked up because he's appearently pornogriphing gay and has been in a middle school for at least 22 years. He is also known as a faggot, considering he is in the wanted fag list of all time but no one has caught him. So beware of your environment if you see him around. Plus, he is 98.9814567% friends with another faggot known as Emerson, Collin, & Kelvin. We don't know how this works for being friends with these 3 people's name, but let's just say it's called "Fag Majic" Our studies have shown that these 3 peoples last name is possible to be yang, coop, Myers, king, bailey, neang, and blanket. So basically, all tanner really is some faggot.

Hey is that tanner? Naw, that's the fag...

by Tannera March 23, 2017

Tanner

a beautiful woman who kicks ass and loves twisted humor; A funky dance party.

Tanner is the awesome one.
Often confused with a stalker but is definetly not.

by no name-chan March 1, 2009

I'm not a talker

Someone who bogart's the mic at weddings, drinks abnormal amounts of vodka and OJ then passes out cold only to be taken care of by a "special" kid. Hours pass, that someone wakes up and runs outside during the Canadian winter season, not dressed accordingly, yelling and screaming "I'm not a talker".

November 24th 2007 El Toro stated "I'm not a talker".

by Albert Clifford December 22, 2009

Tanner

The type of guy to fuck his sister and then have her cheat on him with his dad.
Also gets railed by his uncle all day while he cries about his sister.

Person 1:You see Tanner yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah I talked to him he was going to go fuck his sister!

Person 1:Name suits him well.

Person 2:Yup.

by Potty pity March 11, 2018

Turd Taker

When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.

Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.

by irish cow17 December 26, 2007

Stinky tinker-bell toes

when you are wearing socks with tinker-bell on them, when they are stanky. you may also be stuffing them in someone's face (usually a pretty face). so sad.. usually said in an accent.

person, get your stinky tinker-bell toes out of pretty face.

by chickencheese November 6, 2010