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Tom Poolery 

The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter
Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was
Tom Poolery by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019
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A secret Arabian spy used to figure out the American capitalist system to exploit the stock market. Also extremely skilled at being a stupid fucking bitch that will scam all your fucking bells.
Damn that fucking bitch Tom nook stole all of my FUCKING bells again! AHHHHHHHHH
Tom nook by anon01992065278 May 6, 2020

Tom Hiddleston 

a tall sexy british man who’s only goal in life is to ruin your love life by being the definition of high standards. he is the most wholesome man you will ever have the pleasure of you’ll ever know.
Tom Hiddleston is the most wholesome of the MCU characters.

I will never find a partner because of Tom Hiddleston.
Tom Hiddleston by spencer raine November 24, 2021

tom kaulitz 

this man is the hottest alive and you cant prove me wrong. all the other definitions of this man were fr written like 15 years ago. hes part of tokio hotel and their main audience were girls. hes now married to heidi klum and has like 4 step kids
girl 1: heidi klum stole my tom kaulitz!
girl 2: bitch stfu he doesnt even know you exist you dont fucking own him
tom kaulitz by ifkxoxo August 17, 2023

Tom Baker 

A long, wide, wool scraf, simlar to the one worn by Tom Baker on Doctor Who.
Wow, I love your Tom Baker!
Tom Baker by LongLiveRock July 26, 2005

Tom Hardy 

To do a "Tom Hardy" is to have enough confidence in your own ability as a human and the sheer arrogance to refute the need of any form of social media/app to attract a member of the opposite sex.
"So are you on tinder/twitter?"

I hate to do a "Tom Hardy" but I don't need that to get a shag.
Tom Hardy by admicu April 15, 2014