Squirrel Snaked

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011

Snake-Bag

–noun
(1) CONDOM: a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

(2) a dirty or unkept person

(1) In practicing safe sex be sure to use a snake-bag.

(2) your mother is a whorish snake-bag.

by berocca February 14, 2010

Snake race

When your mates come over to watch and debate the finer points of porn and, inevitably, become aroused.

"It's always a snake race at my place with the lads."

by Mortechant March 6, 2015

Snake Cake

Another word for anal sex.

I like to have snake cake for dessert! ^~^

by Cxntastrophe March 11, 2015

Snake Safe

A Urethra storage compartment

“I heard they check your asshole when you go to prison, so I’ll just put my meth in my snake safe”

by JonG69 November 11, 2018

Snake Spotting

In a men's restroom - when one casually glances at another's penis while standing at a urinal.

Dude, don't go in that bathroom. This guy was snake spotting my love length in there...

by Hugh G Mungous July 25, 2007

Butt snake

A snake is an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile. A butt snake is one that lives, or seeks to live, in your bum.

There is a supreme leader of butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.

The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.

Oh shit, there's a butt snake!

Stop being such a butt snake.

I think 'John` might be the supreme leader, he's such a butt snake.

by John Haines January 13, 2022