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Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more
hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person
by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009
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Got Another Thing Comin

A phrase uttered when one is completely appalled by the actions of another, usually indicating that the outcome said trouble maker is expecting will take a turn for the worse.
If this hoe think she gon' just cut me in this damn line, she got another thing comin!
by DatBitch...bitch March 14, 2011
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In life, two things are inevitable

1. Death
2. Taxes
In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.
by thisisevidence March 17, 2010
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Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!
by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020
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Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing

A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing waiting in the Bushes for us.
by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022
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when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty
Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."
by von groovy June 6, 2019
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