Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.

It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.

by mal_42 July 11, 2023

boy’s tears

This became a phrase seen, earlier on the internet.. it’s because boys aren’t “supposed” to cry so when they hold in their tears for so long, it starts to bottle up. Hence, the once trendy boy’s tears bottle phonecases and such

“I want that boy’s tears t-shirt I saw on instagram shop”

by bella-chanel August 5, 2023

Doodle Tear

A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.

Hell, I laughed so hard I squeezed out a doodle tear!

by mark6321 August 17, 2023

Sally tearing

The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter

That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.

by Silster August 26, 2023

Sick-tear-ian

Sick-Tear-ian (adj & noun): being sectarian (used as an insult)

The sick-tear-ian spirit has no place in the Harinam sankirtan movement of Chaitanya Mahaprabhu.

by MinistryOfDEW November 26, 2021

tears

Lacrimal fluid that is expelled from the eyes as small drops, caused by intense emotion, pain, irritation, or nasal congestion

Shedding tears is referred to as weeping if it's quiet, crying if it's a little loud, and sobbing if it's loud.

by the random. November 30, 2021

Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019