Charlie tax

When snorting coke with the new king Charles money roll Charles on the inside to give him some of the coke
"I'm about to snort a line do you want some?"

"Make sure Charles is on the inside for the Charlie tax"
by Clancymg January 28, 2023
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Skibomclat Tax

I don’t know what the hell this is but whatever.
When you call someone a Skibidi “ Bomboclat “ (Jamaican Slang for Motherfucker ) all because they didn’t pay your tax, which is a pay to Fanum Tax which is the act of taking one’s food.
Andrew : Damn, these are good fries.
Nelly : Its time for your Skibomclat Tax!
Andrew : Fuck you.
by coalweennier May 30, 2024
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Incubator Tax

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.
by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023
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tax havenist

Someone who lives in a tax haven to avoid taxes in other countries. Someone who lives their life according to their hone country (U.S.) and international tax law to circumvent high income and investment capital gains taxation. Generally speaking these are almost exclusively millionaires super millionaires and billionaires.

Examples

Richard Branson

John Paulson

Peter Schiff

Nomad Capitalist
That guy is a tax havenist living in Bermuda.
by el Gringo Rico August 12, 2023
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friendly cheese tax

when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)
by Fartmale817 July 30, 2023
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arrogance tax

When your professor lowers your grade on a term paper just because you're a cocky bastard.
William worked his ass of to get a 99.5 percent on his paper. His professor took a .5 point arrogance tax.
by The Real GY April 03, 2014
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Big head tax

The extra tax charged to arrogant snooty big heads up their own arse that buy stupidly expensive things (e.g. cars)
Oh look at that big head Dave with his brand new Audi R8..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..
by Shellie_G September 22, 2021
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