No Jess Sunday

No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.

Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT

by SundaysAreAwesome May 9, 2021

semen sunday

Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.

Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.

"I love semen sundays"

by cockhaver July 6, 2022

sunday the 17th of july

the beginning of proving alex wrong week

“it’s sunday the 17th of july”
“no it’s not”
“oh”-alex

by lolokitsme July 17, 2022

there's a first Sunday in every month

Just because something has never happened, doesn't mean it won't ever happen.

" I've never and will never kiss a man with a mustache."
"There's a first Sunday in every month."

by Tee Lady July 23, 2022

Sunday Night

The worst night of the week. All the pain and agony that you’re experiencing in your mind explodes leading you to nothing but depression and agony.

*checks phone, realizes it’s sunday night. *grabs noose

by painbymery July 24, 2022

next Sunday

Next Sunday means the next Sunday you get to

Fancy a roast next Sunday?

by Next Police July 26, 2022

There's a first Sunday in every month

Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.

I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.

by Tee Lady July 28, 2022