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buldge sucker

One whom sucks bulge. The buldge being the package of the pants. The pants may be zippered or unzipped, however, the buldge is to be sucked orally by mouth.
Wow I’m glad I used my mouth to suck on the buldge of the pants. I guess I’m a real buldge sucker huh?
by dannygoespoo April 26, 2024
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Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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The Alvarez Dick Suckers

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Turd sucker

An affectionate term for your dog who eats poo.
Hey turd sucker, you wanna go for a walk?
by Flyer bird June 14, 2023
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Cock sucker

A dude named Dylan who has blond hair blue eyes and is a white boy
dude 1: you see that dude over there points at a Dylan

dude 2: yeah he looks like a cock sucker

Dude 1: yeah because he is
by Dnsjsisjxja January 24, 2021
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Charm sucker

A nicer way of saying a person has no personality, and zero charm. Essentially a walking steaming pile of shit.
by Projectmoo October 8, 2025
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