Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Nan sucker

An accurate description of your partner.

Such a lovely nickname for your partner.

Y/N: "Hey nan sucker!"

Partner: "Aww thank you!"

by g@yh00m@n June 4, 2021

Turd sucker

An affectionate term for your dog who eats poo.

Hey turd sucker, you wanna go for a walk?

by Flyer bird June 14, 2023

Lit willy sucker party

Suck me willy party lovers

Lit willy sucker party is great!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

Brain Suckers

Brain suckers is another name for headphones that weird / phychotic teachers use

*listening to music*
Teacher; 'THOSE ARE BRAIN SUCKERS GET THEM OUT OF YOUR EARS"

by Root Seal, Root Root August 8, 2018

Udder-sucker

A filthy country bumpkin

I went out last night and this udder-sucker was talking about how he fucked his cousin last night

by Justine4421 July 11, 2022

Yellow bellied Sack Sucker

A creature from the Roberts family in the Genus Micheal. The yellow bellied sack sucker is a creature of the night. Found in dark alleys sucking only the dirtiest smelliest sacks. If you make eye contact with this creature you could vomit from its nastiness.

I was walking home last night from the bar when I saw it! “The yellow bellied sack sucker” was grunting and sucking so many sacks! It was terrible!

by Nickynightengale February 9, 2022