One whom sucks bulge. The buldge being the package of the pants. The pants may be zippered or unzipped, however, the buldge is to be sucked orally by mouth.
Wow I’m glad I used my mouth to suck on the buldge of the pants. I guess I’m a real buldge sucker huh?
by dannygoespoo April 26, 2024

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

by Flyer bird June 14, 2023


dude 1: you see that dude over there points at a Dylan
dude 2: yeah he looks like a cock sucker
Dude 1: yeah because he is
dude 2: yeah he looks like a cock sucker
Dude 1: yeah because he is
by Dnsjsisjxja January 24, 2021

A nicer way of saying a person has no personality, and zero charm. Essentially a walking steaming pile of shit.
by Projectmoo October 8, 2025
