Skip to main content

voter stupidity

The #1 reason political ads have basically remained unchanged for several years. Each election season candidates go on TV and, in a soft, dramatic voice, tell the viewers how much they love you, and how much they love your children, and how they want a wonderful future for you, and for your children, and golly, I want to be the one to do it. And the soft music plays in the background, while we watch a montage of images of children and elderly people. Then those who are the most gullible voters sit back and think, "wow, this person really must care about me and my children. I mean, listen to the music!"

So, without any careful study of the candidates, they vote them into office, and when the now elected official starts pursuing special interest paybacks and forgetting about you and your children, the voter is stunned and outraged.

The #2 reason is voting down party lines, regardless of the qualifications of the candidate. To flippantly vote for a candidate based on party affiliation is not only wholly irresponsible, but shows blatant ignorance towards the percentage of voters who attempt to educate themselves during election years. After all, we're trying to elect the least evil candidate.
The Erie County budget disaster so outraged the community, that voters put most of the legislators back into office the next election year. Um..., now wait a minute. That sounds like voter stupidity. When we asked a voter, he said "well, I'm a Democrat, and even though he is one also and he was equally responsible for this mess, well, I just voted down the party line, you see. Plus, his commercial said he really liked me and my family."
by beastfan August 9, 2006
mugGet the voter stupidity mug.

girl stuff

An expression used when trying to express you are on your period or anything resisted to that subject
"Babe did I do something wrong" " no it's not you it's just girl stuff"
by Areyoudumbbbbb January 3, 2017
mugGet the girl stuff mug.
Related Words
stupid STUD stuff Stu Stupidity studying stunt stump study Stud Muffin

stunned mullet

a. in complete bewilderment or astonishment
b. in a state of inertia
very common in Australia
"Like a stunned mullet" "He just stood there like a stunned mullet"
by mullet man 25 April 3, 2008
mugGet the stunned mullet mug.

Patrick Stump

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER;

1. Accidental lead singer of the (unbiasedly) BEST band ever; Fall Out Boy :D (He originally auditioned to be the DRUMMER. But everyone knows that.)
2. UNSurprisingly Sexaayy ;DD Lool. :
3. One of the best damn voices ANYONE has ever heard. ;
"Patrick is one of the baddest dudes I've seen in a long time... He has a great voice -- very soulful." - as said by Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds, in a Rolling Stones interview.
Ah. Hehm. I think I've proved my point x
4. TRADEMARKS :D - His AMAZING collection of hats and those oh so sexaay sideburns. Hell yesss! ;DD
4. His birthday - April 27th..that's soon! Better start saving then.. xD
5. He was born on that day (April 27th) in 1984, Glenview, Illinois.
6. Full name; Originally - Patrick Matrin Stumph. NOW - PATRICK VAUGHN STUMP. He dropped the 'h' so TARDs like me could pronounce it properly. xD (and changed his middle name to Vaughn for recording purposes apparently.)
7. He hates barbeque sauce. Little known fact. FOB fans will know what I'm talking about..hopefully.
8. His favourite colour is ORANGE :

I don't think I should dwell on the subject of PATRICK STUMP too long.. xD I have loads more facts ;DD
Patrick Stump dislikes being called Pat because that's his moms name.

He is oh so EXTREMELY HUGGABLE :DD

PATRICK STUMP has range. Ohh, he has range like no motherfcuker knows. ;DD
by icecreamheadaches. <3 April 14, 2009
mugGet the Patrick Stump mug.

graduate student

One who chooses to add to the breadth of their education by embarking upon a program that may award him/her a master's degree, a Ph.D, or no degree at all. While this decision may, under very particular circumstances, lead to a position as a tenured professor in a university, it will most likely lead to a decade or more of delaying the individual's entry to what most people would call the "real" world. Becoming a graduate student allows one to enter the self-perpetuating institution of academia.
Ex. 1
Typical sign in a physical sciences laboratory: "Do not feed graduate students and other lab animals."

Ex. 2
Grad student: "I'm writing a thesis on the remnants of Victorian culture in modern stereotypes of Transylvania."

Friend: "What are you going to use that for?"

Grad student: "I hope to become an English professor because if I'm lucky, I may one day out-earn high school teachers."
by academicbubble January 7, 2012
mugGet the graduate student mug.

Stuart Scott

When you are getting a blow job from a woman and you pull out and cum in her eye and yell, "Boo yah!!!" Named after the annoying "SportsCenter" anchor with a lazy eye.
Last night, I gave that skank the Stuart Scott since she said she wouldn't swallow.
by Fist Tickle Brick September 9, 2005
mugGet the Stuart Scott mug.

Stunad

What a stunad he thought the bragiole was a cooked dick
by Julia Caesar October 17, 2018
mugGet the Stunad mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email