shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Shake your sprinkles

(see 'rustle your jimmies')

I will rustle your jimmies then I will shake your sprinkles.

by Jimmies of the Triumverate August 4, 2012

stink horn

A malodourous or putrescent penis.

"I'm not putting that filthy stink horn in my mouth, go and wash it you dirty bastard!"

by Grot weasel the 2nd February 2, 2008

Stink Wink

The flex your anus makes when you fart

I saw my girlfriend's stink wink in the shower.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Stink-Fist

A means to show ones distain for another, on greeting, by first secretly rubbing ones own hand around the perineum area before shaking hands; thereby causing transference of your ‘stink’ to their ‘fist’.

Yeah, my ex’s new boyfriend is a real tit; still I got my own back by giving the stink-fist when I first met him at their wedding.

by Laughing Boy101 February 2, 2009

chode sprinkle

A dingleberry that fails to cling to the ass hair, therefore it sticks to the chode.

A person who is annoying and/or stupid.

I forgot to shower this morning, I hope she didnt notice any chode sprinkles.

Adam is being such a chode sprinkle

by Eno Sizalte February 12, 2005

pimp sprinkles

Much like fairy dust, it is that which pimps can spread onto others. If one receives these sprinkles they then can become pimp-like too.

person: I just made out with this guy and now this other guy is callin me up on the phone
other person: girl you are such a pimp gimme some of those pimp sprinkles...

by forizzledizzlesizzlelizzle December 6, 2007