A version of Steven, related to The Steven Theory. After he has been awake for ten hours he becomes "weird Steven" and starts arguments and is generally just annoying.

I think it's Weird Steven

Weird Steven by polyatail November 14, 2022

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Steady Steven

The Steven that’s always steady at things doing school before lunchtime..

Hey Steady Steven, would you mind handing me the sodium hydroxide for our beaker?, Steady Steven, will you gently activate the projector for the state capital presentation point sheet??, Steady Steven dance with us to this new PinkPatheress song! Steady Steven, would you be interested in joining 2 clubs for club rush at LCC this year! Remember that new kid from Junior year?, Yeah he’s nice and it’s Steady Steven he transferred to our school on March 4th 2022… he’s been here for two years now… thrillingly to ask some nice and random questions to him about the nice things!

Steady Steven by DJPANDADUDE_big excision fan_4 August 5, 2023

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Warm Steven

When you touch penis tip with a flashlight under it, so it glows like Stephen Spielberg's hit classic, ET.

I think about the night me and Frank gave each other warm Stevens often. My wife wishes I would stop talking about it every time ET comes on.

Warm Steven by bigpoopiemaster August 25, 2023

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Jacob Steven jones

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay

Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer

Jacob Steven jones by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023