Jizzle Stain

An arrogant, conceited, immature, male youth who is synonymous with the unsightly and offensive sight of a semen stain.

Don't call that jizzle stain back, he was on top of every girl at the bar.

by Femme noveau October 20, 2010

dodgy stains

Stains believed to be self generated, possibly/probably of body fluid origin.

As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities

by Tom Busman January 10, 2014

Plane Stains

when you get put in the middle seat of an airplane with a person on either side of you, and you have to keep your arms by your side with elbows tucked in close for the duration of the flight. causing excessive sweating which results in unsightly armpit sweat stains "plane stains" which you then have to parade around the airport.

"that 18 hour flight to London gave me plane stains something chronic!"

by nickacorn July 24, 2015

Mr Stain

Mr Stain is a popular playboy billionaire who loves to party and enjoys a some good BDSM

running running running Mr Stain

by Jzstzr January 28, 2021

Rage Stain

The stains one occurs when at rage and any drink is spilled on your clothing.

"Yo you got mad rage stains in this picture"

by BP\_0_/ August 10, 2012

Gold Stain

Where a company whose ineptitude is so comically underwhelming their existence in the modern world is completely unfathomable, they are said to leave a gold stain on the industry resembling that of an incontinent individual's undergarments.

Man Hektor ordered those spoon engines from that gold stain of a company, they will be lucky to survive one pass if they ever arrive.

by El Señor Soorne November 15, 2023

staines

When you get a double blowjob from two hookers at the same time and leave without paying them.

ohn: "How was last night dude?"

Michael: " Last night was epic John. Went out on the sesh and pulled a staines. The only downside was that I got shoved and got a minor graze. But fuck it, was definitely worth it!

by rofltson April 24, 2017