An informal, unofficial baseball statistic for closers. Stands for Save, but Made Us Really Fucking Nervous.
This happens when the closing pitcher is put in during a save situation but allows the tying run to get on base before finally earning the save.
This happens when the closing pitcher is put in during a save situation but allows the tying run to get on base before finally earning the save.
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