Sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and "spreads the wealth around", like Santa Claus.
Try not to get too close to Jack for the next few days. He's the office Santa, spreading his damn flu to everybody. Doesn't his boss realize that we're losing productivity because he's making everyone sick?!
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Santa Claus (English translation - Mad Bastard) was the nickname for an escaped felon who climbed into people's houses on Christmas Eve night and left self-detonating nail bombs inside parcels in the living rooms. These nail bombs would explode when the parcel was opened, thus exploding the face of the 5 year old kid who opened it. The bombings and killings went on for years until eventually he was tortured and killed by the Triads.
by A Triad August 23, 2010
Get the Santa Claus mug.1)A student counselor who does counseling for free and brainwash all the students and make them geeky nerds and selfish bastards. Guys who follow him are known as "SANTAS"
2)A guy/girl who follow the teaching of Santa(the counselor)
2)A guy/girl who follow the teaching of Santa(the counselor)
guy1 -"Dude what's up with peter? he's acting weird these days!"
guy2 -"The bastard has become a santa I guess, look at him he's become a bookworm now!"
guy2 -"The bastard has become a santa I guess, look at him he's become a bookworm now!"
by jeramylopez2 June 2, 2010
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by The Fury 13 December 6, 2010
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For kids of thousands of QAnonists and diehard alt-right Trumpists, Santa Corona would give them a miss in 2020 as a “punishment” for putting their faith in conspiracies and falsehoods, propagated by no other by the Conspiracist-in-Chief, who would probably need to be escorted out on 1/20/21 for refusing to make way for the President-Elect.
by MathPlus December 1, 2020
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