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Spac-Tard

A Spac-Tard is a mixture of both a Spastic and a Retard, therefore meaning a Spasticated Retard.
This name can be given to someone who commits an incredibly stupid act or says something incredibly stupid. it is an honouray title to have and should be something that is worn with pride.
"My mummy says im a Spac-Tard" :)
by Jayne November 5, 2005
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space herpes

noun: they are little worm-like creatures that are covered in hair and live under your bed. At night they will crawl into your ear and take over your brain. The only way to avoid a case of space herpes is to launch yourself into and out off your bed by jumping. This is so you can avoid contact with them, as they tend to linger close to the edge of the bed.
Watch out that the space herpes don't get you while you sleep.
by Nachtein December 31, 2011
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Top Space

The euphoria or pleasurable feelings that come with mounting your partner and bringing them pleasure. For some people this feeling or set of feelings is better than reaching an orgasm.
She preference to please her partner, rather than be pleased. It was very easy for her to fall into her top space during intercourse.
by NinetailsKitsune June 20, 2016
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Hearts of Space

Hearts of Space grew out of producer Stephen Hill's fascination with space-creating, contemplative music. Beginning in the early 1970s, Hill hosted a weekly late-night radio program in the San Francisco Bay area. What began purely as a labor of love eventually became the most popular contemporary music program on public radio. Over the intervening quarter century, Hearts of Space evolved into a multifaceted production and broadcast company encompassing radio, record production, and now internet streaming.

In January 1983 after ten years evolution as a local program, Hearts of Space began national syndication to 35 non-commercial public radio stations via the NPR satellite system. Hosted by Hill and original co-producer Anna Turner, within three years the program signed its 200th station and became the most successful new music program in public radio history, as well as the most widely syndicated program of instrumental "spacemusic" — a true tastemaker in the genre.

Now in its 20th year of national syndication, a one hour program airs weekly on around 250 NPR affiliate stations, including three of the top five U.S. radio markets and a majority of the top fifty. Internet streaming began in 1999 on NetRadio and WiredPlanet, as well as on public radio station sites and matured in 2001 into a subscription service offering on-demand access to the entire Archive of programs since 1983.

From the beginning, the program's success has come from consistently high production quality and sensitive, knowledgeable music programming. The program has defined its own niche — a mix of ambient, electronic, world, new age and classical. Artists and record companies around the world recognize Hearts of Space as the original, the most widely distributed, and the premiere showcase for contemplative music, broadly defined.

Quality crafting is the keystone of the HOS experience. Each one hour show is an uninterrupted musical journey, designed to create an relaxed but concentrated ambience for moving sound experiences. Slow-paced, space-creating music from many cultures — ancient bell meditations, classical adagios, creative space jazz, and the latest electronic and acoustic ambient music are woven into a seamless sequence unified by sound, emotion, and spatial imagery.

As old as they are, contemplative sounds continue to evolve. Producer Stephen Hill says "What's now being called Ambient music is the latest chapter in the contemplative music experience. New electronic tools have created new expressive possibilities, but the coordinates of that expression remain: space-creating sound as the medium; moving, significant music as the goal."
Hearts of Space best music on the planet.
by Stephen Hill August 11, 2005
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Space Cow

A certain phenomenon in the upper Midwest in which all food vanishes due to a HUGE cow, which takes up alot of space.
Damnit Space Cow! i knew you were hungry but did you have to eat ALL the food?!
by wizzle bizzle September 8, 2006
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space cake

a cake made wiv sum ganja
see also ganja muffin
yo G pass us some of dat space cake i wanna get high as a kite
by m.c June 9, 2005
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space-docking

space⋅dock⋅ing speys-dok-ing

–noun
1. the act of two spacecraft joining together.

2. the act of a person or inserting feces into the vagina of another female person.

3. the act of a person or animal defecating into the ass or vagina of another person or animal, the recipient of which then excretes the feces they just received back into the donor anus, this cycle usually continues until someone is sexually gratified.
Yes in the Aristocrats movie a comedy writer explains that space-docking is where you take a shit in a girl's pussy...however I believe there is a more accurate description...
"Okay, obviously there's a bit of confusion here, after reading the video and comments. "Docking" is when a man rolls his foreskin over another man's penis. Using a frozen shit (usually in a condom) as a dildo is an Alaskan Pipeline. Space-docking is when one person shits in to another person's ass and they pass the shit back and forth between each other, shitting it in to each others' asses. Kind of like Lady and the Tramp, but only with shit instead of spaghetti."
-petrofang
a comment on you tube video - GaBDZEMmJHA
by bob saget 007 May 29, 2009
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