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Soggy McDickChicken

When a guy is having sex with a chick and he pulls out early and blasts his McFlurry splash on a thing of McChickens and makes the girl eat it
The other night after the bar Ty took that chick home and gave her a plate of Soggy McDickChickens they picked up from McDonalds
by Soggy McDickChicken December 16, 2021
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soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.
Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.
by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017
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Soggy

Someone who is trash at driving. Usually used when someone at a takeover is a shitty slider
by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025
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soggy pickle

When the toilet runneth over and your dick dips in , also known as dickle dip
I didn't realize the toilet water was so high, my dick and balls dipped and I was stuck with a soggy pickle.
by kbulls708 June 18, 2022
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Soggy Strawberry

When you take a strawberry, ejaculate on the strawberry until it is fully covered in hot jizz. Wait for the cum to dry and crystallize, then inert the strawberry covered in crystallized nut, into your asshole. Wait for it to harden, and use it as a daily butt plug.
San you have to try this soggy strawberry!
by Jesam March 21, 2024
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Soggy Miyagi

When a male ejaculates on the abdomen of his partner and then smears the semen with his testicles, moving in a circular motion, alternating between clockwise and counterclockwise directions. The action should mirror that of Daniel-san in the 1984 hit movie, “The Karate Kid”.
Him: Your belly looks like it could use a buffing?
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over
by master-peeyagi September 25, 2021
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Soggy hash brown

When you take the old barfly home at last call, they're not great but they are there at the bottom of the bag and you won't be against taking it, but you're a little disappointed in yourself for it.
I took a soggy hash brown home at 3am. Look I'm not proud, but it happened.
by Vipcard3 March 17, 2019
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