Soggy Carpet

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.

by Shralpin Burms January 19, 2020

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Soggy McDickChicken

When a guy is having sex with a chick and he pulls out early and blasts his McFlurry splash on a thing of McChickens and makes the girl eat it

The other night after the bar Ty took that chick home and gave her a plate of Soggy McDickChickens they picked up from McDonalds

by Soggy McDickChicken December 17, 2021

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When a female does not wipe herself after going to the bathroom

Jessica is gross. She just walked out of the bathroom with a soggy burrito.

by Cuban59 March 07, 2024

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A baby piece of chicken is in a pool. Known to be a better pet than a "my soggy chicken in a pool".

A chick fell in my pool and became a "soggy chicken".

by Chick040506__ January 01, 2017

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I bet you expected this to be a dick joke

LOL

Me and the boys after we tell someone to search for soggy mailbox on urban dictionary:

by L.t.r89 December 26, 2023

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When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.

Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.

by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018

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She wasn’t good at soggy Bobby

by Hunter131333 October 30, 2017

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