soggy crisps

ben

that guy called ben is like cheese and onion soggy crisps

by sexyladythatishot November 21, 2021

Soggy Tail

After defecating one tends to wipe too aggressively. If a corner of your wiping material becomes stuck deep enough inside your anus so that when you let go of said paper you’re not aware that the paper is dangling from your anus into the dirty water

She looked at us all, and started spinning as fast as she could with a dark brown soggy tail hanging from her ass.

by Master Sergeant Fuller B Loney April 24, 2020

Soggy Wombat

A delicious shot dedicated to the magestic and beautiful wombat when he is in his element, in the midst of summer, rolling in a muddy puddle.

Kahlua, spiced rum/grand mariner (depending on preference) with a baileys float.

Let’s get this party started with some Soggy Wombats

by FaerieKween December 17, 2023

Soggy paper

Max

Soggy paper max lol

by YerDaCannyCount April 10, 2021

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022

soggy adam

British "slang" Term for:

a ''soggy adam'' is when you mix cum and shit in a blender, putting it into a sock and freezing it, after you freeze you would go to a homeless man and beat him with the frozen shitty cum sock, as you beat him to death with it, it would normally start to melt after it starts to melt you have to drink it out of the sock, and when the sock is fully drank, you repeat the whole process.

"Hey Charlie, that soggy adam was pretty fun wasn't it"

''Ooo, that was a nasty soggy adam Alfie!''

''Lets do soggy adam this weekend?''

by polish psycho May 5, 2025

The soggy cheerio

A sex position in which two partners undergo intercourse while a third party pours milk and Honey Nut Cheerios over the couple until mutual orgasm

Babe! I found a guy who is willing to be our third in the soggy Cheerio. You down?

by That bottom bitch October 19, 2019