When a guy is having sex with a chick and he pulls out early and blasts his McFlurry splash on a thing of McChickens and makes the girl eat it
The other night after the bar Ty took that chick home and gave her a plate of Soggy McDickChickens they picked up from McDonalds
by Soggy McDickChicken December 16, 2021

Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.
by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017

Soggy ass niggas in the pit
by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

I didn't realize the toilet water was so high, my dick and balls dipped and I was stuck with a soggy pickle.
by kbulls708 June 18, 2022

When you take a strawberry, ejaculate on the strawberry until it is fully covered in hot jizz. Wait for the cum to dry and crystallize, then inert the strawberry covered in crystallized nut, into your asshole. Wait for it to harden, and use it as a daily butt plug.
by Jesam March 21, 2024

When a male ejaculates on the abdomen of his partner and then smears the semen with his testicles, moving in a circular motion, alternating between clockwise and counterclockwise directions. The action should mirror that of Daniel-san in the 1984 hit movie, “The Karate Kid”.
Him: Your belly looks like it could use a buffing?
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over
by master-peeyagi September 25, 2021

When you take the old barfly home at last call, they're not great but they are there at the bottom of the bag and you won't be against taking it, but you're a little disappointed in yourself for it.
by Vipcard3 March 17, 2019
