social indefinate

a person who does not have a clique but either many or none

Social indefinate kids have many jock, druggy, prep, and scene friends

by MC Kreeper November 30, 2010

corndog social

The most historic event to ever happen to an office of working humans.

"Did you hear about the corndog social going on next door? I wish I could join, I'm so jealous."

by psychoroll May 8, 2014

Social Smile

1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.

2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.

1. Any politician's smile.

2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"

by smsman August 15, 2011

Social Buffalo

1. A nice person who tries to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but in a misguided attempt to be cool ends up knocking over everybody's drinks and being sick on the carpet.

2. A shitty person who claims to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but who is actually two-faced about it and tramples over people's feelings in order to achieve popularity.

1. Dammit, everything was going so well until I revealed my true clumsy nature. Why am I such a social buffalo?
2. Wow, that bitch is a social buffalo. She's nice to me in person but when she leaves she just fucking trash talks me.

by KarlUrbane May 19, 2016

Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.

hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?

by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

Socially Frustrated

A good enough reason to hang out with friends and family during the coronavirus outbreak.

This stupid shelter in place order is so bull crap. No one is sick, the parks are empty, and I want to see my friends. I am just so socially frustrated.

by ToronjaVirus March 21, 2020

social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna

e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard

by Tori133 October 19, 2013