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Social Stature

A word used when one person's embarrassing actions are found to be bringing down the social status of the surrounding group

Also know as " social statch"
Jared laughed far to loud and long at a comedy gig, then I whispered "Jared...! Social stature"
by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021
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being social

Something that people with a lot of money and sexual partners made up in order to make introverts feel stupid. Basically, going outside and talking to ‘people’.
Joe: *sits on computer for seven hours*
Mark (Joe’s friend): go outside, be social!
Joe: *sits on computer for seven MORE hours*

Joe is not being social.
by Henry the 3rd June 7, 2022
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social meeds

The amount of likes, favorites, comments, pictures, posts, and/or shares someone requires to feel like they are capable of strong internet relationships and admired by many.
He's really not insecure in public, but he has to have at least 100 likes on a pic to fulfill his social meeds.
by Dfj003 March 26, 2016
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socially murdering

a nicer definintition for roasting
guy: this guy is socially murdering me on Twitter, ok he asked for it im gonna strike back
by quackiplier August 12, 2016
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Social Nitworking

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.
I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.
by einaphets December 11, 2011
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Socially Handcuff

When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.

They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.
Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.
by Runn4urlife June 18, 2018
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Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.
Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.
by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020
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