smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.

Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!

by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008

smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

dash and smash

To leave your friends (four horsemen) for a made up excuse to smash girls

You dash and smash us again brah?

by ap1590 August 8, 2017

p-smashed

the combo of plastered and smashed meaning getting overly fucked up on alcoholic beverages. Started in St. Louis from a misunderstanding on a phone call. Used mostly by the Bro race.

"Dude, lets go over to our bro Chad's house and get soooooo P-Smashed that we can't drive our Civics!"

by Mikesturbator January 2, 2009

smash pros

The self-declared pros of the game Super Smash Bros. Melee. They're usually assholes and are annoying.

Tom: Nobody likes your smash pros bitchin' Jake. I like to have items on and have fun unlike you, so go fuck yourself if you know how.

by @@ awesomantor @@ November 25, 2007

Smash-mouth

To shove into your face with speed and force. Often referring to non-typical drug use.

"Bout to smash-mouth a whole ounce" Is a verse in a nelly song referring to shoving an ounce of cocaine in ones mouth at one time.

by man with his hand in the can March 22, 2010

smash it up

a song by the damned of their machine gun etiquete album
its in two parts tbe opeing being a soft semi acustic the second part being a driving song about rebleion
also coverd by the offspring on batman returns

smash it up is a kick arse song

by Omen April 30, 2006