shoot the pony

When you are depressed and can't stand to have your pony see you that way, so you take it out back and shoot it.

You're bumming me out. I'm gonna go shoot the pony now.

by jennylovesyou December 13, 2014

scoot gang

Cho dog and his crew ridin fold up razor scooters doin sick tricks

Scoot gang for life

by scootgang August 21, 2018

Scooter

NOUN

1. (as a unit of time) 20 seconds
2. (as a unit of length) approximately a fun sized candy bar

1. (time) I'll be back in a few scooters : equal to 1 minute
2. (length) I'd say that pigeon has a wingspan of about 6 scooters

by Dr. Jizz January 31, 2021

Scooter Fag

A scooter rider that's annoying and most of the time from primary school. (1st to 9th grade.(If you're in 9th grade and still ride a scooter, please contact your local therapist.))
Things that scooter fags do include:
-Snake people.
-Break their/other people's ankles.
-Get mad when someone calls a scooter "just a children's toy" or "not a sport".
-Only do barspins and bunnyhops.
-Plan meetings with other scooter fags.
and
-Plague skateparks with their s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ garbage.

Barney The Skater: "Look at Allen! Still in 7th grade and riding a scooter!"
Davey The BMX-er: "What a scooter fag!"

by alberbt July 7, 2022

shooty-shoot

semen, cum, man sauce.

"Pineapple juice baby... makes a man's shooty-shoot taste infinitey sweeter.

by br0cakes December 14, 2007

loler scoot

Loler scoot has originated some where over the internet, and is a sarcastic term meaning one laughs so hard that their penis explodes

Holy shit, that made me want to loler scoot.

by Th_jackass July 7, 2008

Crack Shoot

A sexual game wherein a target is 'painted', generally in concentric circles, on a WILLING female participant using the faeces of her partner (though it has been known for couples to 'share the load' at this point). The male participants overall aim is to ejaculate as close to the centre of this target as possible.

For an 'old school' crack shoot the targets need to be drawn, again, in concentric circles around the backside of the female participant, leaving the anus as the 'bullseye' itself, truly making it a 'crack' shoot. As well as a bad pun.

'Dude, met some girl last night, she wanted to try a crack shoot, it was intense'

'Old school crack shoot?'

'Yeah man, first bullseye of my life!'

'You sicken me'

by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011