santa

a fatass who forces elfes into labor , sneaks to your house, calls girls hoes and smokes weed

kid: OMG SANTA GIVE ME A PS5
santa: hoe hoe hoe marry christmas
kid: OMG ARE YOU THE REAL SANTA?
santa: *pulls out silenced USP* yes i am *shoots*
santa: *puts kids corpse in a shredder*
santa: nobody will find out *starts smoking weed*

by ඞ GET OUT OF MY HEAD November 5, 2021

Ogre santa

a giant beer bellied demonic mormon possessed by evil spirits that unleashes its fury on greedy little children during x-mas and new years day.

son:mom, you better give me everything i want or i wont wear this on!
mom:ill give you an ogre santa, so do not disobey.
*kid shivers in frozen solid fear*

by Kikoman_soysauce December 26, 2008

Trell Santana

a real ass nigga who rap like a bitch

"aye you went to that Trell Santana concert"

by Kirstengirllllll February 20, 2018

The Santa

A sex position when you role play as santa and your girlfriend rides your dick as you shout "Oh! Ho, ho ho!"

David: let's do the Santa tonight
Kim: sure ;)

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

Brown Santa

The act of emptying your sack in to the anal cavity of you partner.

Last night I received a visit from 'Brown Santa' (not UPS) and received a delivery at the back door...

by Goat sniffer December 24, 2020

Santa Clara Townies

A group of 100% male losers and misfits from and self quarantined in Santa Clara, CA that have slipped through the cracks of reality and found each other. Compensating for their lack of acceptance in normal society they have created a demented, co-dependent, almost religious obsession and worship of each other. Their place in this world is so far down they moronically try to build themselves up through the mistreatment and mockery of others, as well as constant massively public praise and affirmations of one another. Their narcissism is so outlandish, they have become the cause of annoyance and the subject of pity and avoidance by mostly everyone that's not them.

1. "Is that a cult of rejects?"

"Pretty much, it's the Santa Clara Townies."

2. "The only reason we don't delete the Santa Clara townies from Facebook is so we know where to avoid, since they all check each other in every where all of the time."

by witness and victim July 13, 2012

Santana

The best friend a girl could have, funny with a great smile. White girl that loves black dick, A LOT. A lady in the streets but a freak in the streets... or backseat of a car.

"who is that girl with that black guy?"
"not sure, she's hot though so she must be a Santana."

by 666birdhomes March 28, 2015