Simp

A simp is simply defined a measly man who will do anything to win the affection of a woman .
Putting hoes before bros.

“ hey dude Corey Norton is the biggest simp on planet earth “

by Buvner June 10, 2020

Simp

The best thing to be, as girls are sexy.

You can also simp for boys, because they are very handsome.
But, a simp must be simping on someone very hot, sexy, and awesome.
Go simp on Lucy or someone!

John: "Hey Jeffery, did you hear about Timmy? He's a simp! Amazing!"
Jeffery: "Yes, I did hear about Timmy. He is amazing."

by skskskskin June 10, 2020

simp

a guy who puts in way too much effort to get a girls attention that doesn’t even know he exists.

Jonathan: *buys expensive purse for Amy*

Jonathan: “Here’s this purse I got you!”

Amy: “Ew, who are you? You’re such a simp”

by gay man117372 June 13, 2020

Simp

Someone who spends way too much time with their crush of significant other.

My Brother is a simp

by Hudson..Roberts June 13, 2020

Simp

Due to a broken heart they've developed a cold heart. They cry often and often feel trapped. They became coldhearted because they realized that the person they messed with heavy didn't even care if they lived. They're so blind by love That they usually don't notice their partners flaws Yes! they're sometimes "possessed" by their relationship, but they don't have any compassion for their partner and often feel abandoned and misunderstood.

He doesn't even notice that she's using him, he's such a Simp.

by Thesimpanonymous June 15, 2020

Simp

Owen Strommer the bear himself

Justin: yo where’s Owen?
Dylan: *sigh* u already know
Justin: FaceTime?
Dylan: Yep typical simp🤦 ♂️
*owen comes back*
Owen: what’s up I’m back

Justin+Dylan: SIMP SHUT UP SIMP IS THAT A SIMP I HEAR???

by thedudewhobeatsupowen June 16, 2020

Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020