spoon shark

A person who slams methamphetamines.

Your mom called they want their spoon shark back.

by cranksterman February 7, 2006

monocle shark

A derisive term used to describe the styling of the 2010 BMW S 1000 RR motorcycle. The bike features an ill-matched set of design elements which includes one round headlight paired with one triangular headlight, and large "fish gill" shaped vents located in Japanese-styled bodywork.

Man, that new BMW is fast, but the designers must have been dropping acid to dream up the dastardly monocle shark.

by XB Swordsman May 12, 2009

shark attacking

When a man is erect and bends backwards on all fours and walks around with his "dorsal phin" in the air. "You may make noises while doing so". It can be done alone but preferred you have a partner to chase around.

Last night my boyfriend started shark attacking me. He wasn't fully erect so it looked more like Free Willy's fin.

by Rede36 April 20, 2014

shark biscuit

Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.

She could be a great surfer if only she'd get off that shark biscuit and try a real board.

by BillieBlue November 6, 2013

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

Sazmac: "You are such a hark the shark"

by Sazmac July 20, 2008

Shark Finning

The act of swimming on your back with an erect penis, whilst helicopter dick-ing, to give the the affect of looking like a great white on the prowl

Guy #1: Why is Jim getting arrested?

Guy #2: He was caught shark finning in in the public pool!

by ThreeLegsG June 6, 2015

Mud shark

White girl that arrives with a bunch of black dudes. Bad as hell but ratchet. Probably infected

Was about to bang 30 year old mud shark at the bar then came to and realized it was 1:30am and I should go home.

by fatLard99 December 20, 2021