selmi

Selmi is a rare name.He have a beautiful Charakter.
He is nikis gut in lernen.
But he's a good Boy.
Jeah

Selmi often play PC

by mrselmi12 January 3, 2017

semi young

For Females it's from like 25-30. After that you become a cougar. For guys it's 30-40. After that you become the old guy.

My girlfriend is turning 28 and worried that she's getting old and not gonna be young enough to score a guy. I tell her to relax, you are still semi young and can score a semi-young guy til your 30!

by NarbenL February 3, 2017

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

semi-conductor breath

Its when a guys breath smells so bad because he did not brush his teeth from last nights Dirty Sanchez he received.

Hey Semi-Conductor Breath, You ever hear of something called toothpaste!!!

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 3, 2017

semi-fucked

That incomplete feeling after ending sexual intercourse early

"You don't get is Donna, he left me feeling semi-fucked damnit!"

by OzzyBozzer October 31, 2017

semi wound

A bit of a dissapointment

Being grounded is a semi wound

by Cloudyskys November 2, 2017

Semi

(James Blunt Version)

Semi-automatic rifle

During a guest-hosting slot on the BBC2 program "Never Mind The Buzzcocks", James was asked what the line meant and said that "Semi" referred to a "semi-automatic rifle".

by Throsyios November 5, 2017