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Adjective

When you get sad and compensate by also becoming sassy.
Person A: You don't have any friends!

Person B: At least I don't have douchebags for friends like you! (*dies a little inside because you don't have any friends, douchey or otherwise*)

Person A: Wow, you're so sadssy today.
sadssy by brain_has_to_poop June 15, 2017

Sand Fight 

The Art of Grabbing sand and throwing it at Someones face or shoving it down their pants. If your at a family gathering down by the lake and you hear your younger cousin yell "Sand Fight!" you will probably be filled with the urge to knock the bastard out.
"Hey guys lets have a sand fight." You- Gets grounded for hitting your cousin
Sand Fight by Lil Pad July 13, 2017

sand possum 

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.
Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.
sand possum by cornbear June 27, 2017

Sand necker 

A trashy red neck who frequents the beach, most notably the Gulf Coast. Typically identified by bud light, cornhole boards, country music, and a sunburn.
Florida beaches are nice, but they're ruined by all these damn sand neckers.
Sand necker by Nevets August 14, 2017

sand kitten 

A vagina that’s been exposed to the beach.
“I just left the beach, now I need to go wash off my sand kitten.”
sand kitten by FishyMcSquishy November 3, 2017

sadsturbating 

sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness
"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"