Philip syndrome

When a person go’s crazy and loses their mind over Jokes and harmless comments found mostly in Hailey’s and Karen’s the Philip syndrome is a developing mental illness

She suffers from Philip syndrome and is offended easily by the most harmless jokes and comments

by Koolaid man May 3, 2021

emoji syndrome

when you use emojis after every sentence 😛

i have emoji syndrome😸
i like alex elmslie😜
yeah😋

by yeah you got that yummy yum August 13, 2020

Heffernan's Syndrome

AKA as Balanitis Swollen foreskin in the Orthopaedic surgery patient.

Wow!, Look at the Heffernan's Syndrome on that Ortho Patient!!!!! Holy F^#%in S*!T!!!!!!

by JMCG2222 December 15, 2011

The Reyes Syndrome

The Reyes (KING) Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the person with this mental disorder cannot determine the difference between constructive criticism and insults. People with this syndrome may also be obstinate and brash. Some examples of this may be that they are unable to take advice or even listen to people in some circumstances. When confronted with someone with Reyes Syndrome, please be patient with them as they do not recognize if you can be trusted or not.

"Why cant he just listen to my advice? I'm just trying to be nice to him..."
"Be patient with him, he has The Reyes Syndrome."

by Yugure Tatsumi July 28, 2021

Seahorse Syndrome

When a man (usually of the homo variety) desires to carry a child for nine months

George: Did you know male seahorses carry the babies?
Alexander: Really?
George: I wanna be pregnant...
Alexander: .....GAAAAY!
George: It's called Seahorse Syndrome, it's a real disease!

by CousCous May 10, 2014

Barrilito Syndrome

Agreeing to go to certain places and then flaking.

Flake, Ralph, Avery, James, barrilito, barrilito syndrome

by Buzz626_ July 19, 2019

Rene Syndrome

Rene Syndrome affects 1 out of 6 people. It happens when you realize that your co-workers already know how bad you are as coworker and team player.
Whenever this happens the affected person usually starts to complain about the work, the processes and how good things were in his last company. Every single day.
The environment become toxic and unbearable whenever the person is around.
Usually he or she becomes some kind of company meme.

The "Rene": I can't work like this. I don't understand who people make money this way. On my last company, I could do this, work from home, had a great environment, etc."
Coworker: I think you have Rene Syndrome.

Or as we say in Portuguese: "Na Nokia é que era!"

by No Pants Gnome July 24, 2020