A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.
Bait and Switch Example:
(ASDF)
Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"
Guy with glasses: "Ah..."
(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)
"...Don't listen to him!"
(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)
(ASDF)
Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"
Guy with glasses: "Ah..."
(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)
"...Don't listen to him!"
(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
Get the Bait and Switchmug. Someone who switches up on his actions, emotions, or feelings when exposed to different social setting.
Someone who switched up on his friends for some tail.
Someone who claims they do a certain action always and then does the contrary.
Someone who switched up on his friends for some tail.
Someone who claims they do a certain action always and then does the contrary.
Hunter is a switch ass hitta for not watching the bachelor with his friends
Kiesling was being a switch ass hitta for throwing a party then not wanting to drink
Kiesling was being a switch ass hitta for throwing a party then not wanting to drink
by Jon B Zeller February 28, 2024
Get the Switch ass hittamug. by jackonotjacko October 11, 2017
Get the cuttin a switchmug. A kill switch, every doomsday machine has one, I guess. It's the last resort off button, and a huge plot device. Robot going crazy? Kill switch. Inator foiled by a teal platypus? Kill switch. Machine gains sentience and greatly dislikes it? Kill switch. It's that easy!
"Bro, help! My vacuum is turning on me and becoming evil!"
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."
by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023
Get the Kill switchmug. The act of switching the pleasuring orafice from the mouth to the anus at a glory hole. Requires a great deal of flexibility and speed to execute correctly and undetected.
I went down to the Lowe's glory hole for a blue job and the guy sneaky switched me. I had to wash off in the sink.
by SlyHoler December 30, 2021
Get the Sneaky Switchmug. « Ouuff she has that switch energy »
« How can she pull out both masculine and feminine so well.. »
« She’s a switch bro, its her superpower . »
« How can she pull out both masculine and feminine so well.. »
« She’s a switch bro, its her superpower . »
by Ordinarygirl13 March 23, 2021
Get the Switchmug. The act of transferring a phone call from your smartphone to your car's bluetooth system. The phrase can replace the somewhat verbose run on sentence that typically describes the transfer process.
Hold on while I get in my car and transfer the call to my car's bluetooth speaker.
Sorry about that, the call was switching over from my phone to my car.
Hold on while I get in my car and transfer the call to my car's bluetooth speaker.
Sorry about that, the call was switching over from my phone to my car.
by Nedgo August 16, 2022
Get the Blue Switchmug.