Pepperoni Switch and Slide

while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow

"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide

by Ramenboi21 March 27, 2024

Switch

Said when you want someone to alter behavior or change their attitude. Sally kept arguing with Dave about the earth being flat, and he told her to switch.

"Yo, switch!"

by superman369 July 12, 2022

Switch

A friendly game where you and friends put one finger in your mouth and another up your butt. When someone says switch, you switch fingers. Forms of “Switch” can be played with varying peoples mouths/butts. And you can even use different fingers each round.

You: “Hey, Joe wanna play a game of switch?”
Joe: “Sure thing bro!”
*one finger enters mouth (preferably pointer finger of one hand)
*another finger enters butt (preferably pointer finger of other hand)
Joe: “SWITCH!!!”
*fingers switch

by GeorgeTheWalrus July 19, 2022

suck switch

Any random piece of hardware, software or even something hidden in firmware or the UI that is easily flipped, and no logical person would expect to force a system to stop working. And yet, it does. Making the system un-suck is usually much harder to find than the aforementioned switch.

"Why does my wifi no longer work? I can still reach it on my phone".
"Oh, there's a little switch on the side of your laptop that shuts it off. A lot of people hit it accidentally".
"Well, that's a suck switch!"

by Glorth2 July 23, 2022

Switch

A gun /firearm

Hey bro! This man man being disrespectful! Where da switch at! Hit ‘‘em with da switch

by Dathudsonboy July 3, 2022

Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.

Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Switch Seats

Some dumb shit Dpac keeps dragging

In an Epic game of Fortnite Brady said “switch seats” to Dpac so Brady could drive. However due to Dpac’s IQ level being below average, he was very confused on the meaning of “Switch Seats”. Even though Dpac has a IQ of 71, his meat size is 9.8 inches and the diameter of his head is 55 inches. So don’t underestimate Dpac and his cousins come over every week so he can rarely leave the house. “busy nga”
Another variation of the “Switch Seats” meme is “Switch Pizza” after Dpac questioned the Pizza his teammate Neel Patel was making.

by 67demon41 September 29, 2025