switch cheese

im about to switch cheese you
by doommmm November 24, 2024
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European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.
"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."
by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020
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The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back
You just got the good old switch and you got raped
by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017
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MAGA switch

When a Trump supporter, usually a man, poses as a liberal on Tinder so he get more dates an ultimately have sex with liberal girls. Post sex, however, he divulges to her that he did in fact vote for Trump. This was the result of so many women saying “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on Tinder.
How did your date last night go?

Pretty good, until I gave her the ol’ MAGA Switch then she slapped me!
by Ron Hairimy April 8, 2023
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Switch crew

A group who makes short work of redefining their sexuality on a daily basis
by Blunt Terry November 15, 2020
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chicken switch

noun. A device by which a high-voltage switches and breakers can be flipped using a corded remote from a marked distance away instead of directly manipulating the switch. Clothing can also be used by the switch operator, but "higher powers" (like your boss) insist on keeping people out of the line of fire. Also known as a remote actuation device.
That breaker has 2,000 volts? We're going to need a chicken switch to flip that; I don't want to get cooked.
by RivCA January 31, 2024
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