Bait and Switch

A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.

Bait and Switch Example:

(ASDF)

Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"

Guy with glasses: "Ah..."

(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)

"...Don't listen to him!"

(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Switch

“Switch”, switch is when one of your peoples decides to switch up on you.

Dawg, Bonqueequee is so switch. She posted a video of her outside with ole boy when she told me she was on house arrest.

by BigDro August 6, 2021

switch

A switch for a semi auto pistol, usually Glock brand that can switch the fire mode from single to full

“Jimmy nem got them switches might fuck around and put himself on a headline”

by anonymous December 17, 2020

switching buses

When one male genitalia is trusted into another male genitalia after months of stretching the inside of the penis.

man: "o gosh, I stayed up all night switching buses with Fred!"

by PEZ man5 May 1, 2011

Lane Switching Tango

When two people keep switching lanes in an attempt to not cause an accident. Typically caused by people who blindly merge.

Man, I was driving to work and this lady nearly hit me and made me do the lane switching tango.

by Rusty BallsR 69 October 29, 2021

Deadman Switch Armed

Fantastic. I bet you it works too. Let's test it! Round up all the tech freaks and then put a bullet in all of their heads. Obviously save me for last but yes. Let's do it!

Hym "Deadman Switch Armed? Great! That's really good! I was afraid I would die before I found out. Cool. So that's all set... What else? Where's my money? I think all that's left is the credit and money I need to receive publicly."

by Hym Iam October 11, 2025

Switch

Switching is a game played by at least two people where you put one finger inside your mouth and another in your ass, once the other person says "Switch!", you repeatedly switch your fingers, alternating between the ass and the mouth.

That game of Switch was really entertaining

by internacio January 26, 2024