Suicide bomb

The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran

Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in

by Carne asodomy March 27, 2020

Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.

I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.

by Verboser284 April 20, 2020

Suicide chicken

A combination of the suicide jerk, and dick chicken, (it is also a male only game) the game goes as follows: whilst in your room, in your parents house, you pull out your dick and stand in front of the door, you then yell "MUM!" or "DAD!". Once they enter, you must stare at them, and if your dick moves, within 1 minute, then you will be ridiculed as an "Alabamian" for 2 hours.

"Bro, I played suicide chicken and I barely made it to 1 minute, it was intense."

by Informative memer March 9, 2020

Suicide sext

Verb: send your mom or dad a nude and try to get a hold of their phone to delete it before they see it

My mom got arrested for possession of child porn after I wasn’t able to delete the suicide sext I sent her

by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020

The Suicidal Russian

Luke is that kid who cares for his mates, no matter who and where they are, he doesn't care about himself, he puts others first like a true Russian. He's had a lot of girls, all of them were not loyal enough.

The Suicidal Russian has just tried to commit suicide.

by Charlie Welch June 15, 2020

Suicidal boredom

its the most severe case of chronic boredom.it also narrows a comfort zone to the point where a single movement results into a discomfort.a person with this type of boredom is stuck in a constant painful loop of silence and emptiness.person can become more aware/unaware of his/her surroundings

Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid

person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.

Person#1:ah....everything is so....blank

Person#2:i think you have suicidal boredom

by Introverted shy dude October 11, 2020

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022