Stoner Status

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )

Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?

by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011

The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!

"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"

by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011

Stoner error

Making an error in judgment while high.

Player 1 puts down a so-so Scrabble word, leaving the Triple Word Score wide open for Player 2, who then uses it to score an obscene amount of points.
Player 1: "Dammit! Stoner error."

by stonererror July 6, 2011

Granny stoner

It is our god

A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too

Granny stoner weed!!!

- Cursed.

by Tinkfan_Teletubbies February 26, 2023

Stoner Kiss

The act of hitting a Dab or blunt and blowing the smoke into another’s mouth while kissing

A guy stoner kissed me at a party

by LtHorn February 4, 2023

Productive Stoner

A person who can function exceptionally after the recurrent consumption of THC.

"Damn. Look at Hector. He just faced a fat ass dab and he's still getting shit done."

"Yeah man. He's one productive stoner"

by Thegreenalien February 21, 2023

Legacy Stoner

This is a Cannabis User that was around far before legalization in their state or country. Without these hardcore pot loving, dank-wanting, reefer-consuming, and sticky icky lovers of the plant, there would be no Legacy Growers. Somebody had to smoke all the weed grown back then, and that mainly was this type of person who had to deal with the law, hide their stash from friends as there was so little weed around, and even lie about whether or not they were high. Legacy Stoners are the backbone of the new and modern Cannabis Industry. One must have partaken in regular use of the Cannabis plant before their state or national law legalized it in order to be recognized with this title.

"That legacy stoner is nearly 70 years old and still hiding his stash like the cops are coming; someone let him know it's legal now" "I'm a legacy stoner; I bought weed far before it was legal." "I spent a year in jail because of some pot I had on me; I'm a legacy stoner through and through." "I admire legacy stoners, they had the tenacity to keep on toking up even when there were no state laws to protect them." "The hippies were the true legacy stoners, no wait, I think it was Cavemen."

by ResearcherOG_Mike February 22, 2023