Squirrel Snaked

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011

shedding snake

while having anal sex and wearing a condom, the partner clinches the spincter and you remove your dick leaving the condom on the inside.

I shit out a condom this morning, Ted must have done a shedding snake last night.

by DaButcher May 1, 2005

Snaking the pipe

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.

Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*

by the one with the stuff September 28, 2015

Snake-Bag

–noun
(1) CONDOM: a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

(2) a dirty or unkept person

(1) In practicing safe sex be sure to use a snake-bag.

(2) your mother is a whorish snake-bag.

by berocca February 14, 2010

Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.

I walked in on CT Clobbering a snake last night.

by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010

Snake race

When your mates come over to watch and debate the finer points of porn and, inevitably, become aroused.

"It's always a snake race at my place with the lads."

by Mortechant March 6, 2015

Snake Rattle

A specific method of giving a blowjob. A Snake Rattle is performed by the performer using his/her tongue to shift the mosition of the penis within his/her mouth, slapping it on the performer's teeth. If done fast enough, a rattling sound & feeling is experienced.

"That Cindy's tongue is fucking amazing! Her Snake Rattle sent me hissing & spitting!"

by Monkeyfucker1 October 22, 2008