A guy who will lend you money when no one else will, but extort you in interest and totally kick your ass if you don't pay.
by T. Tan July 22, 2004
Get the loan sharkmug. A derisive term used to describe the styling of the 2010 BMW S 1000 RR motorcycle. The bike features an ill-matched set of design elements which includes one round headlight paired with one triangular headlight, and large "fish gill" shaped vents located in Japanese-styled bodywork.
Man, that new BMW is fast, but the designers must have been dropping acid to dream up the dastardly monocle shark.
by XB Swordsman May 12, 2009
Get the monocle sharkmug. by Sazmac July 20, 2008
Get the hark the sharkmug. When a man is erect and bends backwards on all fours and walks around with his "dorsal phin" in the air. "You may make noises while doing so". It can be done alone but preferred you have a partner to chase around.
Last night my boyfriend started shark attacking me. He wasn't fully erect so it looked more like Free Willy's fin.
by Rede36 April 20, 2014
Get the shark attackingmug. Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.
by BillieBlue November 6, 2013
Get the shark biscuitmug. A private individual who will, normally at grossly inflated interest rates, lend a person money. Repayment is compulsory or injury may occur. Commonly attributed to the criminal underworld
Person #1: Could I borrow a grand off you, I swear I'll pay it back.
Loan Shark: Oh, you will, believe me you will.
Loan Shark: Oh, you will, believe me you will.
by Lazlo Woodbine July 24, 2004
Get the loan sharkmug. The act of swimming on your back with an erect penis, whilst helicopter dick-ing, to give the the affect of looking like a great white on the prowl
by ThreeLegsG June 6, 2015
Get the Shark Finningmug.