Victoria's Secret

when your spouse or sexual partner wears loads of make up, the male soaks his genitalia in water or oil, and repeatedly slaps the female until her make up comes off onto the penis. the male then inserts his penis into the female's mouth.

"My girlfriend wears too much make up."
"Hey man, Victoria's Secret can fix that!"

by jahne October 24, 2011

Secret

A beautiful shy girl. Who has mental problems but is the sweetest girl to anyone even if she dislikes them she treats them with the utmost respect. She is very loyal and kind. Even the ones who bully her envy her.

Person 1 Do you see that girl She keeps her head up high even when things are down. She is so beautiful.

Person 2 i think her name is secret.

by CrzyRkrChick661 October 19, 2017

Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.

"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

by the product July 26, 2008

secret deekret

The posse "M3" word for a secret.
-(MEaning):::See Secret

Bob

by dahmasta July 30, 2003

post secret

The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.

Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.

by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011

taco with secret sauce

The act of shoving a taco (hard or soft, preferably soft for safety reasons) up ones (man or woman) booty hole and them shitting the taco back into the mouth of the taco shover

"dude, i was totally getting nasty with this chick and she made me eat her taco with secret sauce"

Girl/Guy: "May i take your order?"
girl/guy: "yes, id like your taco with secret sauce"

by whorehayhonis December 2, 2007

secret squirrel

jizz ; an impending orgasm

Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"

by Rex Code June 20, 2012