Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Satan

Way better than God.

1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.

2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.

3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*

God: All goats must die.

4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.

by half gay and half straight March 11, 2019

Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

Satanic Titanic

When a man is lying down on his back with one women riding his penis and another sitting on his face having her vagina ate out

Man: “Girls, that was the best sex I’ve ever had. What was the name of that position we did”

Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time”

by anonymous July 9, 2025

Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 7, 2023

Satan

Floppa is Satan and is a disgrace to humanity, Floppa is a sin

Bingus is God

Search Bingus

Floppa is Satan

by Eatabigmac January 21, 2022