Large Russian

A weird sexual thing involving a 69 with the guy on top. He then shits down and it drops down onto the girls face.

i gave your mom a large russian and she loved it!

by hi im mark March 15, 2010

Russian

Person from the Russian Federation, speaks Russian language (East Slavic). Quite often used abroad to refer to Russian speakers from former Soviet republics who may in fact be of a different ethnic group or nationality. Usually intellectual and sometimes unnecessarily sentimental.

"He speaks the Russian language and claims he's from Russia so he's probably Russian!"

by ebato April 15, 2006

Russian Handjob

A handjob in which the giver's hand is of sub-acceptable temperature. Most often experienced in cold weather or in geographical locations north of the 45th paralell. Originated in the Soviet Union.

Person 1: "wasn't it cold?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Nikita unbuttoned my snow pants and gave me a freezing Russian Handjob"
Person 1: "Damn, I'm glad I don't live in Siberia"

by Ucross1101 December 4, 2010

Russian

"Russian" -A beast that would beat the shit out of anybody -Would beat the shit out of the teyler and deriek vance -Crumps and Bullets worst enemy

Russian is the shit and I will kneel to him and praise his presence

by Donfuckwitabeast June 9, 2011

Russian Backpack

A plastic shopping bag used to carry everyday items. Most people in Russia use plastic bags to carry things around with them. Even students of all ages, who would ordinarily carry their books in a backpack in the US, use a plastic bag, called a "paket" in Russian.

This isn't Moscow. Stop carrying your books around in a Russian backpack and get yourself a proper bag.

by Sharkucles December 14, 2008

Russian Hatmaker

During anal stimulation, the woman uses her tongue and teeth to remove any hair and dingle berries from the man's ass, and proceed to make a fur hat with the anal hair.

Tom - " Nice hat man"
Joe - " Thanks man, my girlfriend made it for me"
Tom - " No shit, is that hair?"
Joe - " Yea man, Sally pulled a Russian Hatmaker on me last night"

by Ron Mcfondaled October 18, 2009

Russian Poolette

The act of eating Taco Bell. You never know if it will settle peacefully or cause raging diarrea.

Man I sure lost that game of Russian Poolette today. I think I need some Chipotle-Away.

by crazyone1981 July 22, 2010