Roast beef takeout

Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.

Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.

by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016

Octo-Roast

1: An Octo-Roast is the art of having sexual intercourse with exactly 8 people. Not quite the average 'gang bang', this is an Octo-Roast, achieved by only the greatest in the industry!

2: To have sexual intercourse with an Octopus, or to insert an Octopus inside yourself. As seen on the internet!

1: That Octo-Roast last night left me sore all over!

2: That Octopus was great in bed, better than my husband!

by Captain Clap November 5, 2009

Greek roast

Fish and chips

I can't be bothered cooking tonight so we're having a Greek roast for dinner

by guineapigface June 29, 2019

Roasted Caucasien

A slightly darker white person who acts white.

I’m not black! I’m a roasted caucasien

by Ezra Void April 1, 2022

carolina pig roast

an evolution of the Russian flash-bang. The user does all the steps of the russian flash bang but with a few additional steps. the receiver must be bound with their hands behind their back and after following the steps of a russian flash bang, the giver sticks an apple or foreign object in the receivers mouth and runs.

yo man, i totally gave that girl a carolina pig roast last night

no way man that’s crazy congrats

by hap gilmore March 31, 2021

roasted nuts

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.

roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.

by peppper March 29, 2010

The Roast

Wonderful. The best.

ex. 1: "Calvin and Hobbes is the Roast. It just doesn't get any better than that ."

ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"

by Brewnary Logic June 8, 2019