Load on the Rings

When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.

She pumped my hot dog so hard I splashed a hotload on the rings of her left hand.... ok so it's a reach

by Rightous Willie February 29, 2004

Lord Of The Rings

Three movies about a bunch of midgets walking to a volcano.

It was a shame that Frodo from Lord Of The Rings stopped walking at the edge of the volcano and didn't take another few steps.

by mAD~mOD January 3, 2007

ring stinger

the act of inserting a dinga (extacy) up ones rectum to achieve enhanced absorption only to be greated with a stinging sensation as the user realise the now shelved dinga is burning their insides.

dom: oi kesh how'd that dinga go down

Kesh: fuck me stupid, its a real ring stinger!

by the gypsy prophet September 13, 2010

Poop-ring

A brown butt hole,(rather than pink) Caused by years of bad wiping.

Porn stars get their poop-rings bleached.

by bettroffded February 4, 2008

pinky ring

Never trust a man wearing a pinky ring.

That guy with the greasy fashion mullet and diamond pinky ring looks like a sex offender.

by JenThe80'sFan April 23, 2004

cock ring

insult, insinuating a person enjoys being worn on a cock (like the literary term)

"that guys such a cock ring"

by cellardoor4130 May 31, 2005

Pinky Ring

The brown residue left over after a man inserts his pinky into another man's anus.

M:Do you think Scott is Gay?
F:Well yeah, didnt you see his pinky rings from last night?

by Richardwidehead February 26, 2011