retard

1) Someone with a mental disability that everyone treats with kid gloves and condescension because they assume everyone else is treating them like shit.

2) Someone who is acting stupid, unintentionally acting as if they have a mental disability.

1) Jen: (insincerely, looking for everyone to think she's sympathetic and a good person) Aww did you see Jan? Good for him, he's rolling his wheelchair all on his own. What a shame that such a wonderful brave person. What an inspiration.
Jon: Shut the fuck up Jen, you phony materialistic slut. Jan's actually intelligent, you're just treating him like a child, ironically making you the retard in this situation.

2) You fucking retard, you don't put the cheese in the boiling water you strain the pasta first. This is the last time I'm letting you make the mac and cheese.

by Ricardo Ryder January 19, 2016

retard powers

Being as stupid as possible, therefore making others around you stupid by talking.

"His retard powers are so great, my iq drops by 50 every time he speaks."

by 100%Retard January 30, 2016

retard

Trump and Hillary

What kind of person would vote for those retards?

by Getrekt.com October 23, 2016

retago

When you're tired of being somewhere and you are ready to leave.

Or
You now know that you have reached your maximum level of involvement in said place and you are prepared to abruptly disappear from said place.

"Girl I'm so tired of this job, I'm retago."

by Attractthem December 31, 2016

Retard

1. Obviously the person sitting next to you..

2. A less able person.

3. And the person who doesn't like this.

Oh my gosh he/she/they are such Retard(s)...

by ttt556767666 uytyttr4444iamth January 27, 2018

Retard

Kian

That guys a retard
Don’t you mean a Kian

by NotCam1 June 4, 2018

retard

a retard is someone who is mentally challenged and is very easy to make fun out of

Have u seen ricegum hes such a fucking retard its actually hilarious

by fuck ricegum January 3, 2019