Her: i love you like a lana del ray song
“lets leave the world for the ones who change everything, nothing could stop the two of us lets just get lost, thats what we want.”
“lets leave the world for the ones who change everything, nothing could stop the two of us lets just get lost, thats what we want.”
by poegrog May 15, 2023

when someone pulls out and outrageously old phone when you do something that your not allowed to do and tells
pov its 11:59 pm and you submit it 1 second late
little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"
me: dropkicks him
little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"
me: dropkicks him
by Your local fbi agent :) October 25, 2022

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good
by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

by aojsdb July 28, 2021

When a man ejaculates, and he squeezes the tip of his penis in such a way as to make the semen spread out like a fan, or like the rays of the sun.
by Charlie-barlie December 10, 2019

A handsome bald, bearded fella known for attracting ladies like Bees to Honey. Debonnaire, smooth with it. Man of few words, but the message is delivered through subtle eye contact. James Bond stand in.
by Ray Bee December 20, 2016

Ray is honestly the best girlfriend ever, she’s got the fattest ass AND she’s good in bed fuck she’s amazing
Please fuck me Ray
by Drakencum December 27, 2021
